i am Alex, an this is more than half of tuls body

Male/ 17 years old/ pansexual / yayyyy :3
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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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ewzzy:

Driver’s Licenses: Official. Do not print out and pretend to be a Princientist.

PSA FOR CIS FOLKS:

skepticalspectacles:

When a trans person tells you it’s okay for mistakenly using the wrong name or pronouns, it means the instance is forgiven or dismissed and the conversation can move on. In reality, it still hurts but we say it’s okay because we understand you are making an effort to get it right. This is not an invitation to stop making that effort. You are not the exclusion to the rule.

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

why i need feminism

lizziemcganja:

"whore" before the 1800s: a prostitute

"whore" in the 1900s: a woman that is permiscuous

"whore" in the 2000s: a woman

knightofiris:

Why do I keep imagining John would propose to Karkat in the worst places just to piss off Karkat?



Track: Karkat Vantas

straightbaiting:

Official new headcanon Karkat voice, inspired by this post.

Alternative title: In Which Karkat is a Cyborg Raccoon.

jjoohhnneeggbbeerrtt:

JohnKat OTP!! #johnkat #otp #homestuck #johnegbert #karcatvantas